Zero Inhibitions

What a night/morning! So I was at O’Reilly’s last night watching the game with the fellas when in walk these smoking hot cheerleaders. Except they weren’t your typical cheerleaders, these girls were tough and funny and knew more about football than Boomer Berman!


They were soon followed by this HUGE dude who looked like Kyle Vanden Bosch’s meaner older brother. This guy then sat right down at our table, looked us all in the eye (I think Mike crapped his pants), smiled, ordered us all a round of Black Bats and then invited the cheerleaders, er Jeerleaders over for what turned out to be one of the greatest nights of my life! ZERO NATION is football. Between the table top Fiki Football games (complete with Coaches) to the half time Jeerleader Show; they transformed a somewhat stale evening at the bar into a fully fledged gridiron extravaganza of awesomeness!

Btw the titan, a.k.a. Zed, turned out to be my newest hero.


Let me try and catalog what the night entailed.

• Played Madden ’11 projected on the side of the ZERO NATION bus
• Drank and loved the Black Bat (Bacardi & CZ)
• Fired a T-shirt cannon
• Was schooled on football trivia by one of the Jeerleaders (Suzanne)
• Ate The Pigskin Explosion (HOLY MOTHER OF AWESOME GREASY FOOD!)
• Drank and loved the Black Jack (Jack & CZ)
• Hung out with the coolest, craziest, gang of Football Fanatics ever!

Everything after that is a bit fuzzy. Let’s just say I woke and found the NAVY mascot, Bill the Goat in my bathroom.

It Was A Sign

Literally it was a sign.

I stopped off at Shooters for my Thursday night post-class dinner (Black Jack & hot wings) when I saw her.

She was calling to me, drawing me in with her beautiful, mysterious eye black. Her name was Stacy and she couldn’t have been more perfect. Hot, scantily clad and all about football! She had a message to give too, it was, “ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!” Now this is a real woman.

Oh, did I mention that she was a poster? Yeah, I had to kidnap her from Shooters. Oops, sorry about that.

Well, if you want to say hello, she’s hanging up in my dorm room.

Twitter

After yesterday’s ZERO NATION tailgate party, I went on Twitter to check out what other people are saying.
It’s blowing up with #zeronation & #cokezero.
Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself.