Tuesday

Zero Inhibitions

What a night/morning! So I was at O’Reilly’s last night watching the game with the fellas when in walk these smoking hot cheerleaders. Except they weren’t your typical cheerleaders, these girls were tough and funny and knew more about football than Boomer Berman!


They were soon followed by this HUGE dude who looked like Kyle Vanden Bosch’s meaner older brother. This guy then sat right down at our table, looked us all in the eye (I think Mike crapped his pants), smiled, ordered us all a round of Black Bats and then invited the cheerleaders, er Jeerleaders over for what turned out to be one of the greatest nights of my life! ZERO NATION is football. Between the table top Fiki Football games (complete with Coaches) to the half time Jeerleader Show; they transformed a somewhat stale evening at the bar into a fully fledged gridiron extravaganza of awesomeness!

Btw the titan, a.k.a. Zed, turned out to be my newest hero.


Let me try and catalog what the night entailed.

• Played Madden ’11 projected on the side of the ZERO NATION bus
• Drank and loved the Black Bat (Bacardi & CZ)
• Fired a T-shirt cannon
• Was schooled on football trivia by one of the Jeerleaders (Suzanne)
• Ate The Pigskin Explosion (HOLY MOTHER OF AWESOME GREASY FOOD!)
• Drank and loved the Black Jack (Jack & CZ)
• Hung out with the coolest, craziest, gang of Football Fanatics ever!

Everything after that is a bit fuzzy. Let’s just say I woke and found the NAVY mascot, Bill the Goat in my bathroom.

1 comment:

  1. Stevo-0: Dude last night EPIC! I’m now a card carrying member of ZERO NATION

    Mike&Mike: Talk about EPIC, Smitty left with the ZERO BUS

    Smitty1017: In Phoenix. Send my sunglasses. Split the rest of my stuff. Word.

    Late4Life: Check these pics I snapped of the ZERO DISPLAY at 7-11.

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